Midnight Pals: Chasers (Patreon)

Eve Harms: we've got a story tonightMariah Darling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, we call this the tale of the chasersBarker: does it involve a sketchy online adDarling: no it does notHarms: but it could have!Darling: eveHarms: it could have!!!

Darling: it's about a trans woman trying to find an apartment in LADarling: i mean, you know how it is getting an apartment in LADennis Etchison: do i ever!!King: i don't know what it's like getting an apartment in LAEtchison: this story isn't for you steve

King: i can't relate to thisKing: i once bought a house in maineKing: is it anything like buying a house in maine?Harms:Darling:

Eve Harms: you knowHarms: i can think of one way to find an apartment in LADarling:Harms: what if you answered a sketchy interneDarling: NO

Darling: it's about a trans woman who gets a new apartment and there's some weird shenanigans going onDarling: there's a peephole in the wall of the apartmentDarling: and she can spy on her neighborDarling: with SEXY resultsEdward Lee: ahhh YEAH

Darling: turns out her neighbor is a sex worker who caters to aDarling: select clienteleBarker: alright now we're talkingDarling: like clown fetishists and rubber ducky lovers and people who really love senior administrative nurses doing paperworkBarker:Barker: i can work with this

King: how did she find this apartment again?Darling: that's not really the important thing hereHarms: !!!Darling: BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT A SKETCHY ONLINE ADDarling: there's not a single sketchy online ad in this story

Harms: b-b-b-bHarms: but what if there WAS a sketchy online adHarms: i just think i would be interestingHarms: and i think it would go a little something likeDarling: EVE

Darling: anywayDarling: it turns out that the super of her new apartment is this hunky himboKing: oh he seems niceDarling: sure, he SEEMS nice

Harms: i just like answering sketchy online adsHarms: hold up one secondHarms: this nigerian prince is telling me to invest in Iraqi dinars