Midnight Pals: Slap Fight of the Century 2 (Patreon)

Poe: you know we've been talking an awful lot about elon musk latelyPoe: maybe we should get back to horror stuffPoe: after allPoe: that's kinda our reason for beingBarker: yeah but maybeBarker: maybe we can do ONE more elon threadBarker: just as a treat

Poe: come on clive i think people are tired of elonPoe: is there really anything we can say that's funnier than what's actually happening?Barker: yeah butBarker: c'mon! just one more!Barker: just one more and we'll stop, i swear!

Barker: i mean, after allBarker: i can't think of a single person who isn't enjoying this slap fightPoe: well, there's RobertRobert Heinlein: [reading stock portfolio] noooo my bitcoins nooooo

[white house]Elon Musk: eyyyy donaldo trumpMusk: you thinka you so smart?Musk: i taka you downMusk: you won't be laughing when you see dissa epic meme[Elon reveals picture of "O RLY" owl]Musk: ey? ey?

Musk: maybe i set you u da bomb eh?Trump: maybe i'll end your government contractsMusk: [sweats] uh… maybe i ask iffa you haffa stairs inna yo houseTrump: maybe i'll deport youMusk: [sweats harder] uh…. maybe i… uh… long cat issa long?Trump: maybe i'll kill youMusk: [sweating intensifies]

Musk: ok donaldo trumpMusk: you forca me to use-a force!Musk: tima for a big guns!Musk: DONALDO TRUMP, HE A PEDOPHILE!eldery dowager: [monocle dropping] a pedddddophiiiiiile??!???!

Musk: donaldo trump, i pay $288 million to make you president anna this how you repay me?!?Musk: whatsa matta fo you, i breaka you face!Musk: i call you out, donaldo trumpTrump: so be itTrump: to the deathMusk: to the death[they desperately flail at one another, it is not clear what kind of move is being attempted]

Elon Musk: eeeeey dat donaldo trump, him a [slur]!Matty Yglesias: [smashing through wall] ELON MUSK WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE