Midnight Pals: Delicious Boot (Patreon)

Theresa C. Gaynord: i just want to say,i support trump 100% doing anythingGaynord: i don't care how many children he has to murder, how many grandmothers he has to terrorizeGaynord: it's all worth it, to finally get the rogue state of COMMIEfornia under controlGaynord: do you know they're shitting in the streets in san Francisco?

Gaynord: what's the problem?Gaynord: you don't like seeing your neighbors get deported to foreign gulags?Gaynord: well don't worry there's plenty of roomGaynord: for the rest of youPoe:King:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker:

Barker: so uhBarker: who are you again?Poe: cliveGaynord: i'm actually really well knownGaynord: i'm kind of a big dealGaynord: i was in who's whoBarker: ahahahaPoe: cliveffff ok yeah that's pretty funny

Gaynord:[licking boot] delicious mmmfffGaynord:[tonguing sole lasciviously] more moreGaynord:[eyes rolling back in head]

Gaynord: i'm not a horror writer to be popularBarker: yeah that's obvious from your reviewsBarker: ohhhhh ha ha!Poe: now clive that's not fairPoe: you know you can't trust reviewsBarker: why are you arguing with me, edgar? i'm right

Eli Roth: yeah! you know who else i hate?Roth: greta ThunbergRoth: i hate how she keeps saying bad things are badRoth: it makes my tummy hurtDan Simmons: yeah!Simmons: yeah yeah yeah!!

Roth: i think greta Thunberg should be eaten by cannibalsRoth: a really racist depiction of cannibalsRoth: that's the kind i like bestSimmons: OMG me too!!!!Simmons: we should talk more

Joyce Carol Oates: interesting, i have a rebuttalOates: look at this [shows foot, Gaynord instantly vaporizes]Oates: this isn't even one tenth of my power

Poe: jesus joyce! put it away! put it away!Poe: there's children here!Koontz: i'm scared!Poe: it's okay dean it's not real it's justPoe: joyce please for the love of god put it awayKing: it burns! oh god it burns!Mary Shelley: [staring directly at foot] now that's a power move

Poe: mary stop looking at itShelley: no i'm finePoe: mary, you don't need to prove anythingShelley: i'm finePoe: maryPoe: mary you're gonna hurt your eyesShelley: [eyes starting to tear, vein throbbing in forehead] no i'm fine