Midnight Pals: V O I D (Patreon)

Edward Lee: ok broLee: trust me you're gonna have so much funJordan Shiveley: i bet it won't be as much fun as the v o i d consuming my fleshLee: naw naw i's gonna be lit [shoves cassette tape in slot,'Baby Don't Hurt Me' starts playing]

Lee: bro just look at this clubLee: so many eligible singles, broLee: you just gotta take your pick, eh, bro? eh?Shiveley: i bet none of them would consume my fleshLee: i bet some would broShiveley: i bet notLee:Lee: bro you're really bringing me down bro

Lee: bro Jordan is really being a buzzkillLee: like even more than you broLee: ugh bro that feelings shit is for chicksLee: ooo you look at the abyss, the abyss looks backLee: it's no big deal bro!Lee: everyone goes through that!Lovecraft: do you think they might be Italian?

HP Lovecraft: the funky beats of this pounding club music are actually quite compellingLovecraft: what do you call this music?Lee: oh that's italo-disco, broLovecraft:Lovecraft: [sweats]

Shiveley: iShiveley:Shiveley: oh shitLee: what, bro?Shiveley: shit the v o i d is hereLee: what?Shiveley: over there, over thereLee: over there?Shiveley: DON'T LOOK

Lee: damn bro THAT's the v o i d?Lee: you never said the v o i d was smokinShiveley: yeah wellShiveley: why do you think we were a thingLee: i don't know man, maybe the v o i d had a really good personality or somethingLee: shit how am i supposed to knowLee: i mean, am i wrong, howard?Lovecraft: i don't understand what's going on

Lee: bro would you or would you not sayLee: that v o i d over thereLee: pretty easy on the eyes, eh, bro?Lovecraft:Lee: thick with existential dread, huh, bro?Lee: or should i sayLee: thiccLovecraft: i still don't understand what's happening

Lee: they say the v o i d is shapeless and formlessLee: but bro that's got a pretty nice shape and formShiveley: hey are you putting the move on the v o i d??Lee: bro you said you broke up!Lee: fair game, bro!

Lee: Yo! over here!Shiveley: don'tShiveley: don't call the v o i d over hereLee: yo the bro is HOTLee: hey v o i d you come here oftenV O I D: [screaming eldritch gibberish]Lee: [blood streaming from eyes & ears] cool cool coolLee: so what's your pronouns