Midnight Pals: TEETH (Patreon)

Jordan Shiveley: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX GIRLS?Shiveley: THE HOT HOT LEAN HOT BIG HOT GIRLS?Shiveley: THE RIGHT RIGHT ULTRA VITAL NICE NICE GIRLS?Shiveley: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BYShiveley: MADE FRESH FOR YOUR ORDERShiveley: TEETH TEETH BLOOD TEETH TEETH TEETH V O I D

Shiveley: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOUShiveley: TEETH LISTEN CAREFULLY THIS OFFER ONLY COMES ONCE TEETH TEETH TEETHShiveley: ORDER INFINITE POOL OF DARKNESS NOW, GET ONE FULL MOUTH OF TEETH FREE WITH PURCHASEPaula D. Ashe: why, you'd be a fool to pass that up!Shiveley: THAT's A REAL BIG SHOT MOVE KIDShiveley: TEETH

Shiveley: so there's this weird dark roomShiveley: if you find itShiveley: and you go insideShiveley: the V O I D will take your skinKing: oh, that's bad!Shiveley: but only for a little whileKing: oh, that's not so badShiveley: actually it's worse

Shiveley: don't you hate when the v o i d gives you back your skin?Shiveley: like what's the matter, v o i d?Shiveley: is my skin not good enough?Shiveley: do i not measure up to your standards, v o i d?Shiveley: i can changeBarker: oh don't talk like that, manBarker: its real clingyBarker: it's a big turn-offShiveley: is thatShiveley: is that why the v o i d is ghosting me

Barker: yeah probablyPoe: clive, don't say thatPoe: i'm sure the v o i d isn't actually ghosting youJordan Shiveley: lookShiveley: see i texted the v o i dPoe: rightShiveley: i think it left me unread

Shiveley: i'm texting into the v o i dShiveley: but the v o i d isn't texting backBarker: ooooooBarker: boy that's gotta hurtPoe: CLIVE

Shiveley: it's been like 20 minutesPoe: rightShiveley: the v o i d hasn't texted backPoe: rightPoe: well Jordan uhPoe: you know, people just have to text back in their own timePoe: i'm sure the v o i d will respondPoe: just give it some time

Shiveley: i think i'm being ghostedPoe: no no not at all!Poe: i'm sure that's not the caseBarker: how long has it been?Shiveley: hang on let me checkShiveley: at least 21 minutes nowBarker: oh yeah you're definitely being ghostedPoe: clive you're not helping

Edward Lee: broLee: broLee: did you say you were ghosted by the v o i dShiveley: i don't want to talk about itLee: broLee: fuck it bro the v o i d's a little bitch bro

Lee: you know what you need bro?Lee: you need to get laidShiveley: i'm not interestedShiveley: stop trying to distract me from the v o i d

Lee: no bro listenLee: you should come with usLee: we'll go to the club, you'll get some tailLee: you'll feel way better broLee: me and howard used to go clubbingLee: with this uh other third guyLee: we kinda don't do that anymoreLee: there was some uglinessLee: what i'm saying is we're kinda in the market for a new thirdLee: you could be that guyLee: just think about it bro