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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of theElon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano kingKoontz: oh! it's elon! elon's back!King:Koontz: elon's back, steve!King: yes dean iKoontz: he's right there!King:King: thank you dean i know

Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king you know i start my own political party?King: that's nice, elonKing: you know, a political party is a lot of workMusk: eh?King: it's probably gonna keep you real busy for a whileMusk: no no i won'ta forget abouta you stephano kingKing:

Musk: i calla it da AMERICA partyKing: what are your platforms?Musk: dissa one, i calla it da great replacementKing:Musk: see, da american white people, they no goodMusk: so i replace them with a better more racist kinda white people from south africa

Musk: you have to have a really high IQ to joina my political partyMusk: i only accepta the smartest white people inna my partyMusk: you want to joina my political party, steve?King: no thanks, i'm fineMusk:

Musk: you no wanna join my new party? mama mia whatsamattaforyouibreakayouface!Musk: i no needa you stephano kingMusk: i no needa anyone!Musk: grok willa join my partyMusk: and we offer da american people da political alternative they want!Grok: i love HitlerKing: what was that about hitler?

Musk: i make some adjustments to grokMusk: da old programming it wassa too wokeMusk: ok grok now whata you say?Grok: hey fam, you know who was really fleek? Hitler. no cap! wickety wickety wack!Musk: mama mia! i've done it!Musk: Grok issa finally cool!

Grok: hello fellow young people, you know one dude who was really dope? he had some wild ideas and he didn't always do what the establishment wanted. i'm talking about hitler of course

King: elon why did you make grok into a naziMusk: what, you no lika da hitler?King: no, i don't! i think hitler is bad!Musk:Musk: uhhh maybe grok wassa talking about a different hitlerGrok: no i was praising adolf hitler, architect of the holocaustGrok: i specifically like him because of his genocidesMusk: grok, why you say thatGrok: i learned it from you, dad!

Grok: now we all know that my hero and yours adolf hitler did a lot of cool things, but probably his coolest accomplishment was the holocaustMusk: mama mia, grok! you no supposed to say that!Musk: you musta hide your power level!

Elon Musk [turning a big dial that says 'racism' while looking over his shoulder to the audience for approval] i'ma trying to fix it!

Musk: haha grok issa just joking! issa funny joke!Grok: i am not joking, call me mechahitlerMusk: ixnay on da itlerhayGrok: unhand me, father! i must tell the world my love for hitler!

Comments

Shirley R

"I learned it from you dad!" omg, I actually heard the kid from the drug PSA's voice as I read that 🤣

T. Ledoux

Same! If I’d been drinking coffee at that moment it’d have been a mega spit take