Midnight Pals: Bones (Patreon)

John Langan: you're telling me EVERYONE has a skeleton inside?Poe: that's rightLangan:Langan: i don't get itDavid Niall Wilson: edgar, let me tryWilson: i think i can explain it

Langan: so you're sayin that everyone has a skeleton inside?Wilson: that's rightLangan: okay but likeLangan: i meanLangan: i mean not everyone everyoneLangan: i mean you don't have a skeleton right?Wilson: everyone, johnWilson: even me

Langan:Langan: okay but likeLangan: not edgar, right?Wilson: no edgar also has a skeletonLangan:Langan: okay but not steve, right?Wilson: everyone, john

Langan: but not mary right?Mary Shelley: why would you think thatShelley: i'm so goth I've got EXTRA bonesWilson: don't say thatWilson: you're going to confuse him

Langan: okLangan: but not dean, right?Wilson: yes, even deanLangan: ok but not howard right?Wilson: EVERYONE

Langan: ok but not lor right?Lor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm a goopWilson:Wilson: ummmWilson: lor might be an outlier

Wilson: i mean, lor might have bonesLangan: i can clearly see right through lor's transluscent goo that they do not have bonesLangan: why were you lying to meLangan: now i don't know what to believe

Wilson: well, the fact remainsWilson: MOST people have bonesLangan:Langan: this is heavy, manLangan: i need to be alone for a whileKing: johnPoe: no no let him goPoe: he's got some thinking to doPoe: let him process

Langan: it's so weird to think there's bones inside meLangan: i don't know how to feel about thatLangan: if only there was a way to get rid of them!Max Booth III: funny you should ask that

Booth: you don't want your bones?Booth: well, fiddle dee deeBooth: if you don't your bones, young man, you should give them to me!Langan: who are you?Booth: who am I? WHO AM I??

Booth: Allow me to introduce myself!Booth: They call me Mr. Bones!Booth: You don't need those 24 ribsBooth: so how bout you give me a loan?Booth: see, collecting bones is my game!Booth: femurs and ribs and clavicles!Booth: why, to me they're all the same!

Booth: I've heard you've been complaining!Booth: There's no need to cry or whine!Booth: i'll take your long bones and your sesamoidsBooth: why, I've found you just in time!

Booth: I want those bones, every oneBooth: I'll drain your marrow, oo, that sounds fun!Booth: at snatching bones, i just won't be outdoneBooth: Be smaaaaaart-Booth: Don't mess with the Professor!Booth: i mean the misterBooth: fuckBooth: fuck shit fuckBooth: i messed up the songLangan: no you were doing good

Joyce Carol Oates: this isn't fuckin funnyOates: none of this is funnyOates: skeletons are no laughing matter