Midnight Pals: Tesla Diner (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midElon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyyy stephano kingClive Barker: hey look it's stephen's friendKing: for the last time, clive, we aren'tKing: sighhhKing: fineKing: elon what do you want this timeMusk: eyyyy i disrupt da hamburger

Musk: eeyy stephano king you know i open da new tesla dinerMusk: itsa family diner!Musk: bringa da whole family!Musk: bringa you Ai generated anime wifuAsuka Fourteenwords: [clipping through wall] hello senpai you are quite good at turning me on =^____^=

King: i don't have an Ai generated anime wifuMusk: ey??King: i have tabitha?Musk: ey?King: she's my actual wifeMusk: mama mia a meat space wifu!Musk: whata concept!Musk: i don't needa one of thoseMusk: i sleep in a bed shaped like a cyber truck

Musk: bringa you whole family, whether its 25 test tube spawn white babies or 35 test tube spawn white babiesXerxes Xylophone: father witness meXavier Xiphias: no father witness me

Musk: it serva da hamburger ofa da future!King: the hamburger of the future?King: actually that's kind of intriguingKing: what's different about the hamburger of the future?Musk: well for one thingMusk: itsa more expensive

Musk: welcome to da tesla diner!Musk: or as we call itMusk: Roko's Bistro!Musk: we serva da cyber-hamburger with rick pickles!Musk: we haffa da nano-french fries!Musk: we haffa da e-milkshake!Musk: we haffa da i-cola!Musk: let that drink in!Musk: mama mia!

Musk: atta da tesla diner, you can feel just like you're living on da internet!Musk: just lika me!Musk: elon musk!Musk: you can also order fromma da secret menuMusk: da keep you power level hidden menu lol lmao roflcopterMusk: iffa you know what i meanMusk: we gotta da anti-woke nuggiesMusk: da romaine salute saladMusk: da biological reality burgerKing: whats in that?Musk: salmonella

Musk: anna tesla diner issa da only diner where you get served by a realla robotMargaret Atwood: [under cardboard box, speaking through a vocoder] beep boop hello can i take your order

King: elon i don't think that's a real robotMusk: eyyyy whata you meanKing: that's margaret atwood under a cardboard boxKing: she's been doing this for a whileKing: it's kind of a running gag

Musk: can i take you orderKing: wow well there's certainly a lot to choose fromKing: i think i'll get thhheeeeeeMusk: you haffa da blue check?King: what?Musk: you haffa da blue check?King:King: no iMusk: eyyy you go to da backa da line stephano king