Midnight Pals: The Rude Question (Patreon)

Edgar Allan Poe: ok guys so kind of a thing tonight Poe: GRR Martin is coming over to talk Poe: and i need you all to NOT ask him about finishing game of thrones Poe: i'm looking at you clive Barker: yeah i'm just gonna ask him Poe: don't deny it clive, i know you're thinking- Poe: oh

Poe: clive please don't Barker: i'm gonna do it Poe: it's rude Barker: yes Barker: exactly Poe: Poe: i'm really tired clive Barker: you can stop fighting me anytime edgar

GRR Martin: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the guy who buys an army of bugs and makes them fight Martin: this guy is really cruel to his fighting bugs Martin: sure hope that doesn't eventually bite him in the ass Martin: that would be Martin: ironic

Martin: anyway, this guy buys bugs from wo & shade Martin: they're kinda like weyland yutani except evil Barker: hey george i have a question Poe: no he doesn't Poe: he really doesn't Poe: put down your hand clive

Poe: don't ask him clive i'm warning you Barker: ooo edgar's warning me haha Barker: listen martin when are you gonna finish Poe: mary! Mary, stab him! Mary Shelley: don't tell me what to do Barker: what the hell edgar Poe: i'm sorry, i panicked

Barker: jeez edgar if its that much of a big deal, then fine, i won't ask Poe: thank you clive Barker: GEORGE WHEN ARE YOU GONNA Poe: NOO!! Mary Shelley: that's it, you're both getting stabbed Poe: ow no! shit! Barker: urgh! Barker: ok yeah i kinda deserved this

GRR Martin: [oblivious to scuffle breaking out amongst the crowd] anyway i hope you all enjoyed the story of the sand kings Dean Koontz: wowwww! i just have one question mr martin Koontz: when are you gonna finish game of thrones? Barker: Poe: Shelley:

Martin: Koontz: golly i just can't wait to read what happens to hot pie Martin: Koontz: hot pie is my favorite character Martin: Koontz: i really like hot pie :) Martin:

GRR Martin: you know what? fuck all of you Martin: maybe i'll NEVER finish game of thrones, how do you like that huh smart guy? Martin: also it's not called game of thrones Martin: it's a saga of fire and ice!! King: huh? wasn't that a bakshi cartoon? Martin:

Martin: i don't care how many hugos you lose, none of you are invited to the losers party ever again! Martin: you're banned and your children! and your childrens children!

Martin: what do you all think of that?!? Koontz: gosh what if you let brandon sanderson finish the books? Martin: Barker: ah hahaha Barker: you're right edgar, it's good i didn't ask Barker: this is WAY funnier!