Midnight Pals: iygyfebwc (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i've just dissscovered a chilling transss conssspiracy Barker: is this the one to allow slighter taller than average women to be department store clerks Rowling: NO Rowling: IT'SS NOT THAT ONE Rowling: but that one iss real by the way Barker: sure

Rowling: did you know that transss are, right now, Ruye Wiluplita w Reggrice ddelrig Osarpikcill? Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: Rowling: think about it

Rowling: i've dissscovered proof that Phallophotailits Røye Willuplite w Reggrice ddelrig Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Rowling: Phallophotailits! C'mon! Phallophotailits!!

Rowling: Fhre dotig bnoy do tast! Rowling: Can DENEbl! Rowling: fhres drottig brroy do tast! Rowling: covfefe! Rowling: Endut! Hoch Hech!

Rowling: Benlii! Dilliaaa! Rowling: wiest tich! Famy Vlontire! Barker: oh my god Barker: she's been pontypooled

Lovecraft: she's saying that this ChatGPT image she made clearly indicates that the trans are homophobic Barker: this image is gibberish Barker: wait how do YOU understand it, howard? Lovecraft: i understand all the eldritch gibberish languages from beyond the bounds of sanity

Rowling: Megne ensli! Lovecraft: Dnnctional! Barker: this is wild Lovecraft: if a mouse and a man can communicate through a shared love for a motorcycle, can not a man and a snake person communicate through a shared love