Midnight Pals: Serious times (Patreon)

HP Lovecraft: before we begin tonight, i'd like to observe a moment of silence for the victim of gun violenceBarker: you mean victims?Lovecraft:Lovecraft: noLovecraft: just the oneKoontz: which one?Lovecraft: oh you know the one i meanBarker: oh yeah we know the one i mean

Stephen King: you know howardKing: that charlie kirkKing: i hate to say itKing: but he was no angelLovecraft: what???King: no its true

King: why, did you know that he called for the stoning of gay people?Dan Bongino: [busting into room] eyyyyy whats goin on in hea? we gotta a schwetegenutz who don't like charlie koik?King: dan bongino??King: the podcaster??

Bongino: ey it if ain't stephen kingBongino: dat no account nobody dat i ain't ever hoid ofKing: we've met beforeBongino: eeey sorry man a big time podcaster don't remember nobodies like you

Bongino: what you been doin', ya nobody? writin' books?King: yesBongino: muthfuckin' books! who reads dem things?Bongino: dey nothin got da numbas like a podcast, baby!Bongino: high double digits, baby!

King: why are you hereBongino: eyy i ain't just doin dan bongino, podcastah an former new york cop (back da blue, baby!), top of da woild, no more!Bongino: now i's is da deputy director of da fbiKing:

Bongino: so i hea you don't like dat charlie koikKing: honestly, noKing: i don't like that he spent his life spreading hateBongino: whoa whoa whoa dere stephen kingBongino: sounds to me like someone hea wants ta get disapeared

Bongino: maybe you ain't hoid da newsBongino: an enemy of charlie koik is a enemy of da stateBongino: you're goin away for a long time, stephen king

King: no! stop! help!King: clive, call my lawyer!King: and tell my son i love him!Barker: which son?King: you know which son!

Bongino: looks like you got lucky dis time stephen kingBongino: now dat we caught da real antifa muslim trans commie jew shooter, yer free ta goKing: actually i heard the shooter was a video game groyperBongino:Bongino: naw i don't like dat

Bongino: da shooter is a muthafuckin video game groyper?Bongino: wat da fuck man, you don't even know wat you's gettin dereBongino: dat don't even fit no narrative!