Midnight Pals: Horror Zine (Patreon)

Edward Lee: hey brooooLee: it's time for a bros night out!Lovecraft: oh noLee: we're gonna have so much fun, bro!Lee: Jordan won't even remember his exJordan Shiveley: sighhhShiveley: [plaintiffly touching framed photo] the void…

Lee: broLee: bro trust meLee: once you see this place, you're gonna forget all about the voidLee: we're gonna get so much tailLee: [puts on cassette tape, "Boys Are Back in Town" plays]

[at the club]Jeani Rector: welcome to the horror zineRector: name?Lee: Edward leeLee: i'm on the listRector: hmmm nopeRector: we don't accept splatterpunkLee: broLee: bro c'monLee: check the list again

Rector: sorry the horror zine is very exclusiveLee: bro i was jokingLee: i don't actually write splatterpunkLee: lol just a joke, broLee: i actually write sexy horrorRector: we don't accept sexy horror eitherLee: GODDAMNIT IT BRO!!

Rector: listen upRector: here's the rules for the horror zineRector: no sex allowedRector: no gore allowedRector: no serial killers allowedRector: no slashers allowedRector: no religious or political themes allowed

Rector: and remember, if you're doing vampires or werewolvesRector: you gotta follow the rules!Lee: oh yeah totally, broRector: i mean, where would we be without the rules?Lee: totally

Koontz: can i come in?Rector: no!Koontz: but why not? :(Rector: becauseRector: NO DOGS ALLOWEDDDD

Lovecraft: perhaps i could get in?Lee: bro! are you ditching us, bro?!Lovecraft: no i justLovecraft: i justLovecraft: can i come in?Rector: no old timey writing allowed eitherLovecraft:Lee: OHHH!!Lee: look who comes crawling back, bro

Rector: see it's extremely exclusiveRector: only the cream of the crop get into the horror zineRector: only the absolute best horror writersRector: the 1%Rector: the beautiful people

Lee: well, i didn't want to go in anyway, bro!Rector: very good, sirLee: see ya bro!Rector: goodbye, sirLee: [whispering to Lovecraft & Shiveley) we'll sneak in the back