Midnight Pals: We're back (Patreon)

King: boy that sure was a long and relaxing break but it's sure nice to get back to the campfireKing: [dusting cobwebs off campfire] sure hope nothing crazy happened while we were goneJK Rowling: [in full SS uniform] ACHTUNG!Rowling: JETZT SINGEN WIR ZUSAMMEN DAS LIED UBER UNSER LIEBER FUHRER ADOLF H. HITLER UND DEN SCHWEINDOGGENEN HUND

Rowling: jetzt mussen wir die finalishen solutionheimer implementieren also wir konnen uns die untermenschen geschwinden wirdKing: um well uhKing: i don't actually speak germanKing: so maybe none of that was as bad as it sounded?Poe: it's pretty bad, steve

King: no no noPoe: i'm so sorry steveKing: [holding griffindor scarf over trashcan] i-i-i just can't do itBarker: i'll do itBarker: give it to me, i'll do it right nowPoe: clivePoe: this is something steve has to do for himself

Rowling: alssssoRowling: jussst ssso we're clearRowling: the cassst of the original harry potter moviess aren't allowed to criticize meRowling: I own--Barker: yeah yeah we know, 'i own them'Barker: how many times have we heard this rant?Rowling:Rowling: well, i do

Rowling: lisssten, if you write a book and then they make that book into a filmRowling: and there are child actorsss in that filmRowling: then you legally own thossse children for the entirety of their livesssRowling: that'sss jussst the law

Barker: did you write that law yourselfRowling: whatBarker: i mean, since you're so fond of using your money to rewrite lawsRowling:

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersPoe: joanne is talking about how she owns the harry potter actorsShelley: again?Poe: yeah, againShelley: has she called them house elves yetPoe: not this timePoe: but it's probably coming