Midnight Pals: Desert Island Game (Patreon)

Cat Voleur: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the story of the end of the worldVoleur: what if the world ended and you were stuck on a tropical island with your incredibly hot loverVoleur: wouldn't that suck?Voleur: wouldn't that just be the absolute worst?

Voleur: i mean, just imagineVoleur: it's just you and your insanely hot loverVoleur: nothing to do but lie on the beach nakedVoleur: go swimming nakedVoleur: generally be nakedVoleur: and when you get tired of that, maybe have sex

King: well, there's got to be a downside, right?Voleur: does there?Poe: how nice is the island?Voleur: oh, it's so niceVoleur: it's greatVoleur: it's like perfect

Barker: just to clarify the hypotheticalBarker: the lover in this scenarioBarker: how hot are we talking?Voleur: the hottestBarker: yeah i'm not seeing the downsideVoleur: no for real, it's real badBarker: maybe for youBarker: RIP to that guy but i'm different

Voleur: oh but there is one thing that i forgot to mention about this whole sceneKing: what's that?Voleur: your every whim and desire instantly becomes realityVoleur: like that vacation planet in star trekVoleur: isn't that awful?

King: no for realKing: what's the catch?Voleur: ok ya got meVoleur: this super hot lover that you're stuck with for all eternity?Voleur: she's an Instagram influencerBarker: oh christ that WOULD suckBarker: i take it all back!King: joe what's an influenerJoe Hill: it's a bad person, dad

Voleur: here's the thingVoleur: what if it turned out that this perfect world wasn't real?Voleur: eh? eh?Poe: oh shitKing: that would bePoe: an epistological nightmareKing: yeah an epistological nightmare

Koontz: golly! it makes you wonderKoontz: are we realKoontz: or are we just figments of some evil genius's imagination?Mary Shelley: you best not be pulling some john barth shit hereKing:Koontz:Poe:Barker:Shelley: that's right