Midnight Pals: 5 Nights at Freddys 2 (Patreon)

Scott Cawthon: i have big news about the new five nights at freddys movie!!! King: there's a new five nights at freddys movie? Cawthon: yeah! the kids will love it! Cawthon: no way has the animatronic pizza robot fad died down! Cawthon: this party ain't ever gonna end!

Cawthon: Five Nights at Freddys 2 is gonna be amazing! King: wait, this is a sequel? i don't remember a first movie Cawthon: well steve you know how it was at the height of freddy mania Cawthon: i think the movie just kinda got lost amongst the funko pops and blind bags Cawthon: not this time, tho!!

Cawthon: i know what you're thinking Cawthon: "oh, animatronic pizza chain robots? that's just a passing fancy, like ninjas or pirates!" Cawthon: not so, my friend Cawthon: with the blood of our savior jesus christ and the beatific sainthood of beloved leader donald trump, all things are possible

Cawthon: get ready, cuz this time... your favorite characters will be played by your favorite internet stars! Cawthon: that's right, we've recruited all the guys you love to watch pretending to be scared of video games Cawthon: and put them in a movie King: Koontz: Poe: Lovecraft: Barker:

Cawthon: Clanky Pete will be played by Bupkis Glorp Cawthon: Clanky Pete (golden version) will be played by Piss Tinkly Cawthon: Clanky Pete (reclankified version) will be played by Boss Borbo Cawthon: Clanky Pete (unreclankified version) will be played by Moopis Bloopis

Cawthon: Gary Gorilla will be played by Jabrobi Spoop Cawthon: Sweet Baby Smooth Chassis will be played by Hippity Squippitty Blop Cawthon: Scary Double Teeth Furry Who's Also a Pirate for Some Reason will be played by Jorkin D. Peanuts

Cawthon: let me tell you Cawthon: there aren't any stars left in the sky Cawthon: cuz they're all here, on the set of Five Nights at Freddys 2! Cawthon: Let's pray! King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Poe: Barker: Cawthon: i said Cawthon: let's pray