Midnight Pals: Crappy UFO (Patreon)

Whitley Strieber: welcome back, grey wolves, to the dreamland with whitley StrieberStrieber: the podcast that asks the questions the Bilderberg illuminati reverse vampires don’t want you to askStrieber: remember: the truth is out there!Strieber: keep watching the skies!Strieber: i want to believe!Strieber: trust no one!

Strieber: today we've got a revelation that's gonna really blow your mindsStrieber: i'm here today with Guillermo del Torodel Toro: who report a close encounterdel Toro: of the BLURRED kind

Strieber: so you say that you saw an actual real life UFO?del Toro: that's right, whitleyStrieber: can you describe the UFOdel Toro: yeah it looked like shit

del Toro: you know, just really clicheddel Toro: no craft to the whole thingdel Toro: just hack work. really hacky.del Toro: frankly, i was embarrassed for themStrieber: don't you think that's a little harsh?del Toro: nodel Toro: they should do better

Strieber: now come onStrieber: you can't just knock the flying saucer design as "hack"del Toro: it's been doneStrieber: it's a classic shape!del Toro: it's tiredStrieber: it's classic! it doesn't go out of style!

Strieber: the flying saucer is a staple of the genre! you have to respect a classic!del Toro: if i made a space ship, it would look totally originaldel Toro: like nothing you've ever seen beforedel Toro: blending the whimsical and the macabreStrieber: well, of course YOU would!

del Toro: i would make design a space ship so that it was humanizeddel Toro: and would represent a twisted mirror of societydel Toro: maybe give it a dark fairytale aestheticdel Toro: also i'd put the eyes in a weird placedel Toro: spaceships have eyes, right?

Strieber: let's go to the linesStrieber: hello caller you're on the air with dreamland and whitley strieberBarker: hey whitley long time listener, first time callerBarker: have you considered that you're all bonkersdel Toro: that's just your onion, manBarker:Barker: listen here you son of a bitch