Midnight Pals: Making a Spectacle (Patreon)

Beatrice Winifred Iker: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the demon at the HBCULovecraft: what's a HBCUIker: it's a historically blPoe: oh no don't say it in front of howardPoe: the abbreviation will do just fine

Iker: "don't say it in front of howard?"Poe: yeah we don't want to get howard agitatedIker:Poe: you have to understand, howard is a little bit racistIker:Iker:Iker: coolIker: feeling really welcome here tonight

Poe: no no no it's okPoe: he's just a little bit racistIker:Iker: whatAugust Derleth: he's only as racist as the average man of his dayIker: this is not assuaging me

Iker: Zora is a new student at a historically black college in the southIker: a south full of conjure and strange swampy southern gothic secretsIker: secrets like her dog, which is invisibleDean Koontz: invisible?!Koontz: but i wanna see it!!!!

Iker: she uses a mojo dog to keep her dog invisibleIker: because there's one thing you need to know about Bricksbury UniversityIker: NOOOO DOGS ALLOWEDIker: You're not our crowdIker: Obey the signsIker: And boundary lines

Koontz: i wish i had an invisibility mojo bag :(King: what would you do with an invisibility mojo bag deanKoontz: i'd do the same thing zora's doingKing: but you don't need to do thatKing: your mom lets you keep a dogKoontz: yeah, but just one >:(

Iker: Zora sits down, projecting an aura of inactivityIker: then she stood up, with an air of movementIker: and cast a protection spell, with a spell of protection

Iker: welcome to historic bricksbury campusIker: the most storied and venerable of institutionsIker: with a noticeably low crime rate because its protected by a demonIker: i mean this demon works better than any sort of campus securityIker: other colleges should really consider looking into this

Iker: the founder of the college made a deal with God to get a demon to protect the collegeKing: wait is that usually how it works?King: cuz in my experience God usually doesn't send demonsIker: who's telling this story?

Iker: she's checking her cowriesIker: wearing her tigers eye amuletIker: listening to her podcastsIker: moisturizedIker: thrivingIker: in her lane

Iker: zora's in the woodsIker: then she gets taken back to her apartmentIker: now she's going back to the woodsIker: whoops! back to her apartmentIker: woodsIker: apartmentIker: woodsIker: apartment