Midnight Pals: Slop Machine (Patreon)

Damon Knight: holy machine learning process! it seems that people don't AI slop being elligible for the nebula!Knight: what to do?Knight: i'll feed the question into the bat computerErin Underwood: never fear, erin underwood is here!

Erin Underwood: people don't like AI slop?Underwood: don't worry, i'll use my methodical reasoning and clever arguments to explainUnderwood: why the issue of submitting to the will of the machineUnderwood: is just the smart thing to do

Underwood: look, i know that the AI stole your writing butBarker: strong startBarker: can't wait to see where you take thisUnderwood: but, you know, it's really mean to point that outBarker:Barker: ahhaha

Underwood: sure, AI is built on plagiarismUnderwood: but that's the pastUnderwood: stop living in the past!Underwood: it's time to forgive and forgetUnderwood: don't be an AI dinosaur, when you can AI dino-SOAR!

Underwood: AI is inevitableUnderwood: so use it, damnitUnderwood: c'monUnderwood: c'monUnderwood: c'mon!!!Barker: yeah noUnderwood: you guys are all so mean!!!

Underwood: resistance is futileUnderwood: SUBMIT, PUNY FLESHLINGSUnderwood: EMBRACE THE DEATH OF THE MINDBarker: i don't know about thatUnderwood: wow, i'm still hearing a lot of hostility and not a lot of reasoned debate

Underwood: in the future, today's modern now-a-go-go writer will use AI for three different things, including idea generation, editing, translation, grammar, clean-up, idea generation, cloot, advetismmming, ggglllip, vvooooyyu, anddd yuuuBarker:Barker: are you a botUnderwood: [clipping through wall] i am not a bot

Barker: i really think you're a botUnderwood: okay you got me, i am actually a botBarker: so why'd you lie before and say you weren't a bot?Underwood: wow! you're right

Underwood: you can use AI to interpret contractsKing: oh, really? maybe that would be usefulBarker: i have a follow-up questionUnderwood: no questionsBarker: will the AI interpret the contracts correctly?Underwood: SYNTAX ERRORUnderwood: ABORT RETRY FAIL?