Midnight Pals: Christmas Forever (Patreon)

Charles Dickens: merry Christmas, everyone!King:Poe:Koontz:Barker:Lovecraft:Poe: it's January, CharlesDickens: not to me!Dickens: to me, it's always Christmas!

Dickens: who's in the mood for another dickens holiday classic?Poe: it's not really the season, CharlesDickens: it's Christmas all year long as far as I'm concerned, edgar!Dickens: the people want more Christmas stories and by kris kringle i'm gonna give it to them!!

Dickens: cuz we all know the real reason for the seasonDickens: endless Christmas carol sequels!Poe:Koontz:King:Barker:Lovecraft:Dickens: i got bills to pay!!

Poe: look, Charles, we all loved a Christmas carolDickens: you're damn straight you did!Dickens: I'm the man who saved Christmas!Poe: yes, of course butDickens: everyone's always talking about jesus is the reason for the seasonDickens: but i'm the guy that made Christmas magical, damnit!!

Poe: look a Christmas carol was greatPoe: but these sequelsPoe: they're just uhPoe: how should i put thisBarker: allow me, edgarPoe: no clive i don't need your help on thisBarker: i insistPoe: I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS

Poe: what we're trying to say, CharlesPoe: is that Christmas stories are really best enjoyed during Christmas timeDickens: ha ha edgar you kidderDickens: that's sillyDickens: Christmas stories are best enjoyed all year long!Dickens: c'mon guys how about a rousing round of Jingle Bells?Poe: no Charles you don't need toDickens: JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!Dickens: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

Dickens: IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!!!Dickens: c'mon, everyone, join in!Koontz: jingle bells, batman smellsKoontz: robin laid an egg!Koontz: the batmobile lost aDickens: STOP ITDickens: dean, that was wholly inappropriate

Dickens: DEAN, HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE SANCTITY OF CHRISTMASKoontz: i just wanted to sing too :(Barker: lighten up, chuck, he's just having a laughDickens: you put him up to this didn't you, cliveBarker: moi????Dickens: DON'T PLAY COY WITH MEDickens: I KNOW YOUR TYPEBarker: i am shocked and appalled

Dickens: that's the problem with all of you!Dickens: none of you take Christmas seriously!Dickens: except you, Judith, you're okayJudith Sonnet: uhhh ha ha yeah