Midnight Pals: Sexy Santa (Patreon)

Dickens: you're all a bunch of humbugsDickens: none of you understand the true meaning of Christmas!Barker: what about Katherine arden?Dickens: what?Barker: her book is about the real reason for the seasonKatherine Arden: whatArden: i didn't write anything about ChristmasBarker: no but you wrote about that hot, hot fuckable santa

Arden: i did not write about fuckable santa!Arden: i wrote about morozko!Arden: he's a totally different mythological character from your santa claus!Barker: he is pretty fuckable, thoArden: yeah well, duh!

Arden: my book is about a girl who helps the people realize the importance of their own folklore and traditionsBarker: and fuckable santaArden: NO!Arden: he's father frost!Arden: it's different!Barker: he's basically santa

Arden: look, would you like it if i said father Christmas was basically santa?Barker:Barker: noKing: wait, isn't father Christmas basically santa?Barker: What? no!Barker: you take that back, steve!

Arden: like, what if i said that the yule lads were basically santa?Hildur Knutsdottir: i will murder you all (easily) and make your bones into pylsur (best in the city)