Midnight Pals: It's January (Patreon)

Poe: boyPoe: boy it's sure been a year, hasn't it?King: edgar, it's January

Poe: it looks like the regime is letting upMary Shelley: how do you figure thatPoe: they demoted greg bovinoMary Shelley: not good enoughShelley: i want him [redacted]Shelley: and also [redacted]Shelley: [redacted]

Poe: whoa! Mary!Poe: you can'tPoe:Poe: wellKing: she's not wrongPoe: i didn't say she was wrongPoe: it's justPoe: there might be mods aroundPoe: but yeah she's not wrong

Shelley: i'm not donePoe: now?Shelley: noShelley: also [redacted]Shelley: and [redacted]Poe:King:Barker:Lovecraft:Shelley: oh, and [redacted]Poe: yeahPoe: yeah that's fair

George Romero: it's far from overRomero: only when the people understand the reality of their power can the regime be defeatedRomero: the people united will never be dividedShelley: yeah, see, this guy? i like the cut of his jib

Barker: hey there's a bright side to all thisBarker: now that he's been fired, bovino's got plenty of time to have more twitter beefs with steveKing: that wasn't ICE oberkommandant greg bovinoKing: that was former FBI deputy director dan bonginoBarker: WHATKing: yeah, you know, the guy from the song

Barker: what the fuck??Barker: you're telling me those are two different guys!?King: yeah i had the same reactionBarker: jesus christBarker: next you're gonna tell me they got some guy called bob boobino running the nsa or something

Dan Bongino: eeeeey its me dan bongino, bada bing bada boom!!!Bongino: i used ta be da FBI deputy director, new york's finest, back da blue baby!!!Bongino: but turned out runnin' da FBI was alotta work an i ain't about datBongino: so i quit to dedicate myself to my real passionBongino: podcastin', baby!!!!

Bongino: eyyyy its da dan bongino podcastBongino: eyyy getcha bacon-flavored dick pills right he'e, i gottem right he'eBongino: braised wit da farts straight from da anus of da god king himselfBongino: dis is way easier dan a real job!Bongino: i shoulda done this long ago!Bongino: oh wait i guess i kinda did

King: boy!King: everything in the world is so heavy right nowKing: it would be nice if we could get back to some light hearted japesBitter Karella: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAYMary Shelley: oh great, this little shit again

Bitter Karella: now that all those wacky dan bongino jokes have got your attentionKarella: i want to remind you that i, bitter karella, am now on the long list for a stoker awardKing:Barker:Lovecraft:Koontz:Poe:Karella: it's kind of a big deal

Karella: i meanKarella: how many stoker awards have YOU won?Barker: twiceKarella:Karella: ohKing: 13Karella: …oh

Barker: whoa whoa whoaBarker: 13??!?!Barker: how is that fair?King: wellKing: i don't like to bragKing: but there's a reason they call me kingKing: and it's not because my name is Stephen KingKing: but also, yes, because of that too

Koontz: I've been nominatedKing:Poe:Lovecraft:Barker:King: that's great, dean!Koontz: 4 times!King: that's super!King: isn't that great, everyone?Barker: yeah yeah it's real nice

Koontz: i got nominated for my book about robot santaKing: oh yeah i remember thatKing: you really should have won for that, deanKing: honestly i think you were robbedPoe: yeah everyone liked that one