Midnight Pals: Sex Crimes (Patreon)

[sex crime island] Jeffrey Epstein: the thinng abut a trans womanis that its= a byootiful lad y/ wit booboohoogoobass ( . ) ( . ) Name redacted Extremely Respected Evolutionary Biologist: of course, of course Epstein: butt al so Epstein: it has a hoohadoodypoo <=====3

Epstein: butt the bbest thi ng abut a trns woman// iss Epstein: yoo can doo a sex crime to it...^/ Name redacted Billionaire Elitist: i like that part too Epstein: andd a trns man// Epstein: blehgross no one wantss to se th t shit Epstein: it hass a no booboohoogoobass and no hooadoodypoo >:(

Epstein: excuisie me im gettin a mssuge ?.,< [owl flies in the window, drops scroll] Scroll: salutations, wizards and muggles alike! you are cordially invited to a magical evening of whimsy at the world premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Stage Show Epstein: wowzers!1

JK Rowling: oh jeffrey i'm so glad that you could come ssseee my new harry potter musssical Jeffrey Epstein: iz hermwimmnone in this one Rowling: Rowling: "hermwimmnone?" Epstein: yeh yah yoo no Epstein: hermiminvoijo= Rowling: Rowling: are you trying to ssay herminone Epstein: yeah heeemitomninoo

Rowling: you know, i had a terrible falling out with that ungrateful emma watssson girl Rowling: we don't ssspeak anymore Epstein: yeah i dont like her eyther sinz she turned 14 Rowling: Rowling: ah ha ha jeffrey you are the living end

Epstein: h ey i hav a harry potter qustion ???? Rowling: yessss? Epstein: do luna love good love it gud :) :) ??? >9 Rowling: Rowling: what do you mean Epstein: yoo now wat imeen

Epstein: i wn knomw Epstein: luna lovvguood=do she shve her hooboodgoo ( V ) Rowling: haha oh jeffrey you are the living end Rowling: you know, i think we have a lot in common Epstein: =-+ Rowling: for one thing, we both love thinking about children'sss genitalsss Epstein: tat true, ew do!