Midnight Pals: Automated Love (Patreon)

[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:

Roberts: uh okRoberts: so anyway, let's hear your storyCoral Hart: oh i'm not here to tell a storyHart: i'm here to tell you about an amazing business opportunity

Hart: see, i use AI to churn out booksHart: now granted, the AI is bad at it and readers hate itHart: as i said in my new york times profileHart: but it's my hope that eventuallyHart: we'll wear them down

Hart: just imagine a glorious future where all books are AI garbage so readers have no choice but to read themHart: also maybe we could make it illegal to say that AI is badHart: just a thoughtHart: i think that would be a great idea

Hart: with AI, i sell one million books a day and i make over a hundred trillion dollars in pure profit every dayNora Roberts: that's a bold claimRoberts: could we see those numbers?Hart: c'monHart: trust me broHart: would i lie?

Nora Roberts: could we see some of these numbersCoral Hart: WHOA i didn't expect the spanish inquisition!!Hart: can't you just unquestioningly accept my clealry absurd claims like the new york times did?Hart: it is the paper of record, you know

[previously in the NYT]Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the mapNYT: wow! sounds legit!Hart: and look! i've got your nose!NYT: OH MY GAWDNYT: are you a wizard??

Sandra Hill: i'm skepticalHill: there's no way that an ai could love a viking as much as i doHart: the ai can do anything you prompt it toHill: noHill: it is not possible for it to love a viking as much as i do

Hart: as you all know, writing is a long, labor-intensive processHart: haven't you ever askedHart: can't someone else do it?Colleen Hoover: can i kill herNora Roberts: no! no colleen!Hoover: but it would be so hottt

Roberts: no colleen! no killing!Hoover: but i wannaRoberts: we've had this discussion beforeHoover: you let mary shelley stab all sorts of peopleRoberts: that's differentRoberts: that's just horseplayRoberts: i don't think she actually wants to kill anyoneMary Shelley: whoa i wouldn't go that far

Hoover: the time of the blood reckoning is at handHoover: i will see the light go out in your eyes, until you are an inert meat bagHoover: god this is so hotHoover: i am just sopping right nowRoberts: yeah its stuff like thatRoberts: see, mary kind of keeps her murders a little more light and funMary Shelley: that's right, i do