Midnight Pals: Cosmic Dyke Patrol (Patreon)

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goopStephen King: actually lor, you're supposed to say 'submitted for the approval of the midnight society'Mary Shelley: naw let them say their own thingShelley: i kinda like itKing: goshdarn it maryKing: you know if we let lor do it, everyone's gonna want to do itKoontz: i think if you tell a goop story, you should get it say itKing: goshdarnit!

Gislason: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the cosmic dyke patrolPatricia Highsmith: yesHighmith: haha YES!

Gislason: this is the story that asks the questionGislason: what if the ghostbusters were ladiesKing: actually i think that question's been askedGislason: yeah but also what if they were dykesKing: actuallyKing: well actually i don't know if that's been asked

Gislason: it's about these a pair of dykes who fight paranormal creatures from parallel dimensionsGislason: they also take a baby dyke under their wing to teach them the ropes of fighting paranormal creatures from parallel dimensionsGislason: there's also a goopKing: of course there is

Gislason: the cosmic dyke patrol also has its own paranormal mascotKoontz: like slimer?Gislason:Gislason: bloop bloop actually yeah

Gislason: now imagine that slimer was actually a bird creatureGislason: but the process of coming into our dimension turned him into a goopKing: i can't imagine thatGislason: really? i find it quite easy to imagine

Gislason: there's something strange in your neighborhoodGislason: who you gonna call?Gislason: bloop bloop COSMIC DYKE PATROLKing: oh there's a song?Shelley: lighten up steve it's a bopKing: well it's just that last time there was that whole goop troop songKing: are we gonna get a new song on every lor visit?Gislason: bloop bloop be-doop yes

Gislason: there's an invisible lesbianGislason: sleeping in your bedGislason: who ya gonna call?Gislason: COSMIC DYKE PATROLKoontz: iKoontz: i don't think i'm allowed to say that word

Gislason: bloo bloo bloo bloo bloop bloop bloop-pa bloop goopGislason: i ain't afraid of no dykeGislason: bloo bloo bloo bloo bloop bloop bloop-pa bloop goopGislason: i hear she likes the girls

Highsmith: let me tell youHighsmith: if there was a lesbian ghost in my bedHighsmith: there would not be a problemHighsmith: if you know what i meanHighsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!

Highsmith: ain't no problem with this ghost in my bedCharles Dickens: excuse me i heard there was a lesbian ghost here?Dickens: have no fearCharles Dickens and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in unison: GHOST CLUB IS HERE!Highsmith: actually your services won't be necessary

Gislason: cosmic dyke patrol lives with their aunt, who is slowly turning into a tree for paranormal reasonsGislason: look around youGislason: there are many things to seeGislason: some you'd say, could never beeee…