Midnight Pals: Cat Girls (Patreon)

Cordwainer Smith: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the instrumentality of mankindSmith: it's about a future where mankind must rediscover god's intended imperfectionSmith: also there's a cat girlJunji Ito: nyah?????

Ito: this cat girl...Smith: she has a nameSmith: it's c'mellIto: is she an all-purpose cat girl?Smith: you might say she's an all-purpose cultural cat girlIto: =^________^=

Smith: you'll never be satisfied with a mortal womanSmith: because the cat wenches are SO beautifulSmith: that you'll spend your life looking for that same beautySmith: YES

Frank Belknap Long: this is great! finally, a kindred spirit!Smith: WHOASmith: noSmith: this isn't furry, it's nekomimiSmith: you made a girl into a catSmith: i made a cat into a girlSmith: we are not the same

Barker: holy shit i can't believe that cordwanier smith invented the idea of a cat girlKoontz: what's a cat girl?Barker:Barker: try sounding it out, deanPoe: clive! be nice!

Poe: dean, a cat girl is like junji ito except a girlKoontz: so junji ito is a cat boy?Junji Ito: we prefer the term cat boi =^________^=

Koontz: boy! a cat girl is okay i guessKoontz: but gosh wouldn't it be cool if there were puppy girls?Franz Kafka: oh there are!Kafka: i meanKafka: so i've heard

Barker: ah yes you've heard there are puppy girlsKafka: wKafka: what are you implyingBarker: "what are you implying"Barker: i can't believe we're still having this conversationBarker: it's 2026!

Kafka: whyKafka: why are you all implying i would know about puppy girlsGarrett Cook: i know about puppy girlsBarker: that's nice but we're talking about franz right now, garrett

Cordwainer Smith: anyway in the future, human instrumentality represents the apotheosis of brain potentialSmith: it's a little hard to explainSmith: but it all starts with the third impactKafka: oh i know all about this!Barker: of course

Barker: yeah you a big fan of neon genesis, franz?Kafka: i just think shinji is very relatableBarker: uh huhPoe: cliveBarker: uh huh

Barker: hey franz do me a solidBarker: here, hold this blahaj for a minuteBarker: you don't have to do anythingBarker: just see if you like itPoe: you're playing with fire, cliveBarker: let her live, edgar