Midnight Pals: More Cat Girls (Patreon)

Cordwainer Smith: as everyone knows, there's nothing hotter than a woman who has both cat ears and a cat tail Junji Ito: nyah! =^____^= Frank Belknap Long: i can think of something hotter Smith: oh? Long: have you ever considered Long: going further?

Smith: going further? Smith: like how so? Long: ok so say you've got your cat girl here Smith: her name is c'mell Long: right ok now say you gave her more cat-like attributes Long: like make her boobs a lot bigger first Edward Lee: yeah do that

Long: ok give her fur all over her body Long: and give her a muzzle Long: and voila! Barker: congrats, man Barker: you invented furries

Smith: wow! that's pretty cool! Smith: there's just one problem Long: what's that Smith: i just wish there was a place where i could maybe dress up like an anthropomorphic cat and congregate with like-minded aficionados of anthropomorphic cats Long: i have some good news for you, cordwainer

Long: i have good news everyone Long: cordwainer and i are going to be sharing a table at anthrocon this year Barker: Poe: Koontz: King: Lovecraft:

Long: i've got my finger on the pulse of the furry marketplace Long: i know exactly what kind of merchandise today's modern furry wants! Poe: what do they want Long: glossy print-outs of red shetland in a chainmail bikini Barker: HA HA HA Barker: haha hope you didn't put a deposit on that table

Barker: look frank, i like you so i'm gonna tell you Barker: you're behind the times Barker: you don't know shit about what furries are into now Long: how would you know, clive? you're just a hyooman! Long: a filthy mundane! Long: a muggle!

Barker: oh frank frank frank Barker: my sweet summer child Barker: do you think there exists any kink with which i am not intimately familiar? Long: it's not a kink! it's a lifestyle! Barker: not the way i do it

Long: actually i have a secret weapon that will be sure to make money at the furry con! Long: see, i have a secret binder full of adult prints under the table that you have to ask to see Barker: and what's in this binder Long: mostly red shetland with little stickers over her nipples

Barker: look, man, i don't know how to tell you this Barker: it ain't 2006 anymore Bitter Karella: what Barker: the world has changed Barker: furries don't need to buy glossy prints of red shetland anymore Long: what about sabrina skunk? Barker: well ok that's fair, that never goes out of style

Barker: what furries really want Barker: is balaclavas with shark mouths on them Poe: oh yeah they do like those Barker: and also T-shirts with funny puns about doing HRT Barker: in fact is there any way you could just sell HRT at your table? Barker: you'd make bank

Barker: the days of the 3 wolf moon shirt guy are over Barker: now all the furries are trans punk goth zoomers Barker: it's a whole new grid Poe: you sure know a lot about furries, clive Barker: i make it my business to know things

Steve Boyett: ugh! i can't believe all the SKUNK FUCKING happening here Boyett: yiff in hell Barker: haha oh steve Barker: it's 2026 Barker: everyone's furry Barker: you lost Boyett: what? no! Barker: everyone's a raccoon now Boyett: no! NO! Junji Ito: =^__________________________^= Boyett: NOOOOO!!