Midnight Pals: Templeton (Patreon)

Ray Bradbury: look everyone i just got an original animation cel Bradbury: animation! what a marvelous medium to spark the wonder of youthful fancy! Bradbury: a vista of endless possibility as vast a child's imagination! King: what cel did you get? Bradbury: it's the fat rat from charlotte's web

Barker: why did you get the fat rat from charlotte's web? Frank Belknap Long: he has a name you know Barker: shut up frank Barker: i'm not talking to you

Bradbury: why, it reminds me of my youthful days going to the county fair, pa would drive us there in an old jalopy, then there's the scent of sawdust, the thrill of the rides! See! the strongest man in the world! See! the electric man! See! the tattooed woman! a day could last a millenium (con't)

Bradbury: Sneaking a kiss on Mary Jane at the top of ther ferris wheel, seeing Ma's hide her smile when her fresh baked apple pie wins the blue ribbon but her eyes sparkle with excitement, even granny's old bones remember how to dance like a young girl. it's a sorcery all its own, my friend (cont'd)

Bradbury: the call of the calliope! a young man must be called to answer! James Wan: but what if Wan: like, what if the calliope was distorted Bradbury: shut your yap, young man!!!! you take that back!!! Bradbury: it's wholesome and good!!!

Bradbury: Never grow up, my friend! and if you must, never grow old! Live forever! Be one with the great current of life! Barker: hmm Koontz: wait! i get it! Koontz: he's saying that Koontz: a fair is a veritable shmorgasbord orgasbord horgasbord King: wow, i think dean's got it Barker: hmm

Barker: i don't think that's it at all Barker: i think you're jerking off to the rat Poe: clive Barker: i mean, come on, why would you have an animation cel of a rat if you're not jerking off to it? Barker: why would you have ANYTHING and not jerk off to it?

Barker: i'm just saying Barker: you don't keep a sexy pic of a rat around for nothing Poe: well, come on, clive, i wouldn't call that picture especially sexy Osamu Tezuka: whoa whoa whoa Tezuka: let's not say anything we can't take back

Steven Boyett: what's this? do we have a skunk fucker in the house? Frank Belknap Long: get outta here, mundane, & take your fursecution with you! Brian Jacques: [squeaking] fursecution! fursecution! Boyett: ooo fine! Boyett: you win this round Boyett: but senator tuberville's gonna hear about this!