Midnight Pals: The Lamb (Patreon)

Lucy Rose: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lamb Rose: it's about a girl whose mom is a cannibal Rose: you know how that is, when your mom is a cannibal Rose: so embarrassing Rose: parents just don't understand

Rose: so this girl's cannibal mom takes in this lost hiker King: ah! to eat? Rose: at first Rose: but soon true love blossoms Rose: and now it's about J. Maarten Troost: oh! oh! let me say it! Troost: i showed up here specifically to say it! Rose: no Rose: get out

Rose: so the cannibal mom and her new lover, boy! Rose: are they twitterpainted or what? Rose: they're always dancing Rose: like they just love dancing Rose: cannibals love dancing Tiernan Blanchard: it's true Blanchard: we do

Rose: there's nothing cannibals love more than dancing Blanchard: except eating people Rose: oh right right Rose: yeah except eating people Rose: i guess they like that a lot too

Rose: anyway this girl now has to deal with her mom and her new stepmom being dancing cannibals Rose: she can mull on that while sitting for long periods of time gazing out the window of a bus Rose: kinda like a filler episode of evangelion Franz Kafka: those are my favorite Rose: uh huh sure right

Rose: anyway the important thing is cannibals love to dance Rose: here's a little number i like to call... Rose: the funky cannibal

Rose: everyone, commence to jigglin'! Koontz: haha! i love dancing! King: this is fun! Poe: i can't stop my toes from tapping! Barker: damn i could get into this! Lovecraft: [flailing without rhythm]

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Shelley: what the fuck is happening here King: we're dancing! King: c'mon mary join in! Shelley: what? no King: it's cannibal dancin! Shelley: oh that's different then