Midnight Pals: Manifesto II (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: ssome of you may remember my famousss manifesssto where i declared mysself againsst transs exisstance Rowling: i've written a ssequel Rowling: it'ss exactly like my firsst manifessto but longer

Rowling: a lot of people have been wondering if i sstill hate transs people Rowling: becausse i've been so difficult to pin down on the topic Rowling: i'm sso ssubtle and coy Rowling: i'm like the wind, baby! Rowling: but you'll be glad to know that i've definitively answered the question

Rowling: anyway the ansswer is yess Rowling: yess i sstill hate them Rowling: i jusst wanted to be clear in casse my bankrolling the ongoing extermination effort left any doubt

Rowling: anyway i hope you'll all watch the new harry potter sseriess when it comess out Rowling: for your own sssake Rowling: it iss government mandated viewing for all UK citizensss Rowling: failure to watch will be conssidered a terrorisst act and dealt with accordingly

King: ha ha surely you won't really consider it a terrorist act Rowling: don't tesst usss ssteve Rowling: we're the UK, you've ssseen how we treat grandmasss who don't comply King: wow! King: that's awful! King: i'm glad i live in a normal country

Rowling: you will all watch the new harry potter ssseriesss or ssuffer the conssequencessss Rowling: c'mon Rowling: c'mon please Rowling: these cattle carss aren't gonna pay for themsselvesss