Midnight Pals: Clickers (Patreon)

JF Gonzalez: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the clickers Gonzalez: ok so there are these giant crabs Guy N. Smith: how big are these crabs? Gonzalez: like, about the size of a dog Smith: Gonzalez: something wrong? Smith: no i guess that's pretty big

Gonzalez: the giant crabs come out of the ocean, crawling up the beach, moving by placing one foot in front of another Gonzalez: first the front left foot Gonzalez: then the front right foot Gonzalez: then the middle left foot Gonzalez: then the middle right foot Gonzalez: then the back left foot

Gonzalez: then the back left foot Gonzalez: then the back right foot Barker: ok ok we get it Barker: let's get on with it Gonzalez: well, i've only described the clicker taking one step actually Gonzalez: and you made me lose count

Gonzalez: so the giant crabs swarm a quiet maine town King: MAINE?!?!?! Gonzalez: that's right Gonzalez: maine Gonzalez: i thought you'd like that King: I LOVE IT!!!!

Gonzalez: so a horror writer happens to be in this quiet maine town when the giant crab invasion starts King: oh King: my King: god!! King: this is the greatest story i've ever heard in my life! King: what i like is, it's so relatable

Gonzalez: this writer is trying to get away from his agent,cuz she's got the hots for him Gonzalez: now that he's got a big deal contract, she's trying to marry him to get a piece of that money King: isn't she already getting a piece of that money as an agent? Gonzalez: yeah but

Gonzalez: ok yeah but Gonzalez: the other reason this agent wants to marry him is, this writer is also smokin hot Gonzalez: just a real fox King: wow! this story just keeps getting more relatable! King: it's like looking into a living mirror!

Gonzalez: the author has to escape the giant crab invasion' Gonzalez: so he opens the door to his car, sits in the drivers' seat, places the key in the ignition and turns it, then depresses the gas pedal after removing the parking brake, then turns the steering wheel to pilot the car toward the road

Gonzalez: now he's escaping the town Gonzalez: he takes a right turn, then he stops at a light, waits until there's no oncoming traffic, then takes a left turn, then goes forward, then a right turn, then checks his blind spot and switches lanes

Gonzalez: anyway the important thing is the giant crabs aren't really much of a threat Gonzalez: they're actually pretty easy to kill, really Gonzalez: they actually kind of suck, to be real King: oh, i guess everything's fine then Gonzalez: not so fast Gonzalez: save your fork Gonzalez: there's pie