Midnight Pals: Tracking Death (Patreon)

Nikki Leigh: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the tracking death Leigh: it's about a haunted VHS tape Joe Hill: a haunted what? Leigh: a VHS tape Leigh: it's what they used to watch movies before DVDs Hill: Dee vee whats

Leigh: oh, DVDs Leigh: they were the thing before blue ray Hill: blue what Leigh: you know, blue ray Leigh: it was before streaming Hill: before what? Leigh: Leigh: ok now i think you're just fucking with me

Hill: streaming? what is streaming? Hill: i receive all my movies via brain pill Leigh: brain what Hill: brain pill Hill: it's the newest thing, very hip with the kids Hill: it's a kind of pill Leigh: i gathered that much

Hill: all the kids are doing it Hill: me and the other cool kids we have parties where we just watch all the latest cool kid movies on brain pill Hill: movies like 'Dog Wizard: The Movie based on the Internet Meme of the Same Name' Leigh: i've never heard of that meme Hill: not surprising, grandma!

Leigh: grandma?!? Leigh: i'm younger than you! Hill: dad, nikki's being mean to me Stephen King: whoa whoa whoa!!! King: break it up kids!! Leigh: he started it! King: i don't care who started it, i'm going to finish it

Leigh: anyway there's a haunted VHS tape Leigh: a recorded off of tv copy of lazy mazie Leigh: a slasher movie about a girl who gets revenge after being called lazy Leigh: as you can see from her kill streak, she's actually pretty proactive Leigh: a real go-getter

Leigh: they're going to watch this haunted video on a cathode ray tube tv Hill: a what Leigh: i'm telling a story here Barker: ha ha ha Barker: yeah joe shut up King: HEY King: don't you talk to my son like that! >:C

Leigh: these kids feel guilty for accidentally getting their friend killed after a convoluted scheme to steal his family VHS tapes goes horribly awry & causes his house to burn down Barker: damn, the house burned down?? Barker: that scheme must have been hella convoluted! Leigh: oh you have no idea

Leigh: now the kids are going to go set things right Leigh: but the question is Leigh: what's right? Leigh: or are they playing right into maizie's hands? King: oh shit! Koji Suzuki: i liked the part about the haunted tape