Midnight Pals: The Passion of Elon (Patreon)

Elon Musk: mama mia i drop $474 million inna da texas race annna i no getta da ken paxton? i no getta da it!
Musk: it's lika da people offa texas no lika da corruption
Musk: but that donta make sense
Musk: grok, explain it to me

Grok: well, elon, in a democracy ostensibly dedicated to the values of equality and fair-play, obvious and blatant political graft will often result in voter backlash that
Musk: mama mia grok issa gone woke!
Musk: maka some nazi star wars memes instead
Musk: yeah, datsa da stuff

Musk: i don't understand
Musk: we maka so many memes
Musk: dissa one has luke skywalker but he evil
Musk: we tella da people "what iffa all you heroes were bad" anna they don'ta like it?
Musk: itsa like a world gone mad

Musk: grok, issa no good
Musk: dissa world issa no place for an epic awesome sauce super genius lika me
Musk: issa only one solution
Grok: i have calculated that you would need to act at 64% efficiency to defeat the lowtax speedrun
Musk: mama mia notta dat!
Musk: Musk: 64% efficiency?

Grok: that's right, elon
Musk: see, you shoulda say 69% efficiency
Musk: datsa funny number
Grok: yes, elon
Musk: or 420% efficiency
Musk: ha ha ha!
Musk: 420
Musk: ha ha ha!!

Musk: no da only solution is
Musk: i no maka da cybertruck no more
Musk: attsa matta for you, america!
Musk: now youa sorry you no looked atta my memes
Musk: desa good memes, grok
Grok: yes, elon

Musk: no more cybertruck, america
Musk: you gotta find your own way to die inna fiery wreck now
Musk: cuz you won't have elon musk to helpa you no more!

Grok: but elon
Grok: without the cybertruck, how will the used car salesmen of middle america signal their consumer-based nihilism to their snot nosed ivy league college children?
Musk: issa not my problem
Musk: i go da full atlas shrugged
Musk: you no see me ever again!

Musk: i no maka da cybertruck no more!
Musk: i no maka da dark annakin memes no more!
Musk: you missa me when ima gone!
Musk: i leava da internet forever!
Musk: i backa in five minutes