Midnight Pals: A New Mom (Patreon)

Lucy Clifford: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the new motherClifford: now thenClifford: you must all remember that if you’re badClifford: your mother will abandon you and you’ll get a new monster motherBarker: haha badassClifford: NOClifford: no clive it is not

Clifford: this new mother, she’s got glass eyesClifford: and a wooden tailClifford: I can’t emphasize this enoughClifford: she is REAL fucked up

Clifford: so these kids are real naughtyClifford: until their mom is all “I must leave, my home planet needs me”Clifford: “here’s your new mom”Clifford: “she’s a monster btw”Clifford: “enjoy”

Clifford: anyway the kids just live the rest of their lives in the woods, eating nuts and berriesClifford: and every so often they sneak up to the windows of the house where they used to liveClifford: in the vain hope that maybe their mother has come backClifford: but no it’s always the monster mom in thereClifford: The endClifford: sweet dreams, everyone!

Poe:King:Koontz:Koontz: [starts crying]Poe: no no dean it’s okayPoe: it’s just a storyPoe: it is just a story right?CliffordKing: [starts crying]Poe: oh come on!Poe: now see what you’ve done

Clifford: now you see what happens if you’re naughty?Koontz: [sobbing] yeahClifford: “yes”Koontz: I mean yesClifford: “yes ms clifford”Koontz: [sniffling]Koontz: yes ms clifford

Clifford: now thenClifford: you’re all going to be good little boys and girls from now on aren’t you?King: yes ma’amPoe: yes ma’amKoontz: yes ma’amBarker:Clifford: aren’t you?Barker: [sullenly] yes ma’am

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersKing: lucy was just telling us the most terrifying storyKing: if you’re bad, you know you get a new mother?Shelley: pfft, whatever, that already happened to meKing: yeah but this new mother is scaryShelley:Shelley: hahaShelley: I’m not scared of ANY mother Shelley: some mother tries to scare me, I’ll fuck on her graveShelley: just like I did with the old mother!Shelley: see if I don’t!