Midnight Pals: Clarification (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello childrenPoe: ohPoe: joanneRowling: I’m jussst here to clarify my posssition on transss peopleBarker: oh damn wowBarker: damn wow everyone stop what you’re doingBarker: joanne’s got something to say about trans peoplePoe: cliveBarker: sh edgar I don’t want to miss a wordBarker: I bet this is really gonna surprise us all

Rowling: I jusssst wanted to clarifyRowling: my opinionRowling: which isss that we need to find sssome kind ofRowling: final sssolution for themRowling: I’m not transssphobic by the way

Barker: wow damn did not see that comingBarker: about to have a heart attack and die from the shock of this revelationBarker: bout time for you to say the line edgarPoe: no you can go on Rowling: look, I’m not transssphobicRowling: I jussss think that transss people should all disssappearRowling: and I think the bessst way I can make that happen is by ssssupporting global fascismRowling: with my wordssss and my wealthRowling: I jussst wanted to clarify my opinion thereBarker: you have literally not revealed any new information Rowling: no but sssee I wanted to clarifyBarker: like, we all already knew thisKing: yeah joanne I feel like you’ve been pretty clear about thisPoe: yeah I think we all understand what you’re sayingRowling: goodRowling: then you underssstand I’m not being transssphobic

Rowling: I cannot be argued out of thissss possssitionRowling: my brain issss too powerful to be ssswayed by factssssRowling: unlike you puny mammalsss, I have a dorssssal ventricular ridge in my telencephalon King: jeez joanne you know I’m a huge fan of harry potter but gosh that’s just pretty bad I gotta sayRowling: I knew that you harry potter fansssss are deeply unhappy with my transss viewsRowling: but you have to underssstandRowling: I jusssst really love transssphobiaRowling: it’sss great

Rowling: I underssstand you feel betrayed assss a harry potter fan, sssteve Rowling: but you won’t feel that way for longKing: really?Rowling: yesssRowling: cuz it’s illegal to feel betrayed by my viewsRowling: you’ll be hearing from my lawyersss

Rowling: I wasss jussst thinkingRowling: really, if you think about itRowling: I’m the real victim hereRowling: I mean, people were very very rude to meRowling: I had to buy a four foot fence!Rowling: do you know how much that cosssst?Rowling: that’s money I could have been ussssing to sssue my fansss