Midnight Pals: Blueberry Critical (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the-JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: I’d like to introduce you all to my favorite terf deatheaterRowling: Kathleen ssssstockClive Barker: whyPoe: clive that’s-Poe: actually yeah why

JK Rowling: I just thought sssshe had ssssome interessssting thoughtsss to shareBarker: literally why would you think thatBarker: why would you ever think thatBarker: why are you even hereRowling: tell them what you told me about the blueberriessssBarker:Barker: what about the blueberriesRoald Dahl: blueberries you say??????

Kathleen Stock: I can’t believe people would dare criticize me onlineStock: holding my own words against me…Stock: that’s EXACTLY what the naughty kids in Charlie and the chocolate factory would doDahl:Stock: I meanStock: just think about itDahl:Dahl: ok sure why not

Stock: god, all those trans peopleStock: I’d like to see THEM get blueberrifiedDahl: ee hee heeStock: just completely filled up with juiceDahl: ee hee heeeeeStock: just burstingly, sloshingly full of juiceDahl: eeeee heee heeeee

Stock: god I’d like to see them just inflate with juice until they’re SO stretched and tight, their skin tingling with exquisite fullnessDahl: eeeee heeee heeeeeJK Rowling: well they’re really getting along, I’ll jusssst leave you lot to itPoe: wait no-Poe: oh son of a bitch

Stock: I’m so mad at trans people, I just wish I could blueberrify every single oneStock: not as a sexual thing tho, I just think it would be interestingDahl: oh yeah yeah definitely just interestingDahl: and funnyDahl: I just think it would be SO funnyStock: oh yes funny

Dahl: what’s your deviantart handleStock: [eyes shifting] why would you think I’m on deviantartDahl: I’m xxxeverblastingcumpopperxxx24_7Stock:Stock: [quietly] adult_female_juiceblimp85