Midnight Pals: Blue Check Bonanza (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the-  Elon Musk [popping out of bushes]: eeeey its me, elon musk!  Musk: i just comma to see my number one bambino Stephano King! Musk: you an me, we sucha good friends!  King:

Musk: mama mia stephano king, we sucha good friends!  King: no we aren't  Musk: my frienda stephano, he giva me 8 lira!  King: no i didn't  Musk: he giva me his phone number  King: no i didn't  Musk: he say "elon, you-a so smart"  King: i definitely didn't do that

Musk: eeey stephano king you taka dis blue check, eh?  King: i don't want this  Musk: issa epic bacon win! ey eye issa pickle rick!  Musk: you know I had a bigga hitta song onna reddit witha dis?  Musk: I singa dissa song, alla my fans applaud, dey clappa da hands

Musk: eyyy stephano king you lika my bed? itsa shape lika da pickle rick  Musk: do you-a sleep inna pickle rick?  King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife  Musk:

Joe Hill: dad what's going on here  Musk: eyyy whosa dis? whosa dis who speak to stephano king?  King: this is my son joe  King: nothing is more important to me than family  Musk:  Musk: inna many ways you anna me are-a very different people, stephano king

Musk: stephano king, you like dis blue check? haffa da blue check!  King: hey what's going on over there  Musk: issa nothing! haffa nother blue check!  King: did your rocket  King: did your rocket blow up?  Musk: [sweating] haffa THREE blue checks!!

Musk: my rocket, issa no good!  Musk: i donta understand  Musk: i buy alla parts from Acme Corporation  Musk: i say, i wanta rocket to getta dannato roadrunner!!  Musk: how itta all go wrong??