Midnight Pals: Goop Troop (Patreon)

Poe: guys we're going to have lor gislason tell a story tonightPoe: and i want you all on good behaviorPoe: i don't want any jokesBarker: ok no jokes about the slime person ok sure got itPoe: first of all clivePoe: yesPoe: secondly the preferred nomenclature is ichor-american

Lor Gislason: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the goopity gooGislason: bloop bloopGislason: bloopity blorpGislason: bloop bloop bloop bloopKing:Poe:Lovecraft:Koontz:Barker:Gislason: oh sorry i guess some of you don't speak slimeGislason: oh sorry i'm getting goo all over your camp hereKing: oh that's okay, it'sKing:King: goshKing: gosh you're really dripping there aren't youGislason: sorry the heat really reduces my viscosity

Gislason: i'm just gonna ooze a little further away from the fireGislason: i'm just gonna sit down here on this logKing: oh um maybe just hang on a secondKing: i'll get you a towel firstPoe: steveKing: what?Poe: that's very rudeKing: i just don't want them to leave a stain

King: gosh this is really getting kind of messyKing: there's goo all over the campfire circle nowDavid Cronenberg: you act like more goo is badKing: no i just meanCronenberg: i for oneCronenberg: support our gooey brethren

Gislason: yeah cuz we're the goop troopGislason: and we always stick togetherCronenberg: [baritone] yeah!Gislason: best of friends forever

Roald Dahl: i have a question tee hee heeGislason: oh godDahl: soDahl: say you're just hanging outDahl: in like a dungeon tee hee heeDahl: and then a party of adventurers shows up tee hee heeGislason: where are you going with this roald

Dahl: so say there's like an elf ranger in the partyGislason: okDahl: ok so imagine tee heeDahl: she's wearing a metal bra and one of those little loin cloth thingsGislason: alrightDahl: hee hee heeeee

Dahl: and then you shoot a stream of goo right into her mouthGislason: okDahl: and just fill her up with gooGislason: okDahl: and she gets big & round from gooGislason: rightDahl: have you ever done thatGislason:Gislason: no that situation has never come up

Alan Moore: i have a question tooMoore: are you vulnerable to ranged weapon attacksGislason: no but i can be slowed by cold-based spells

King: wow body horror sure is having a momentLC von Hessen: guys would you still like me if i was a wormvon Hessen: idk i feel like you wouldn'tvon Hessen: whatevervon Hessen: just forget it