Midnight Pals: Twitter Blue (Patreon)

Elon Musk: eyyy whatsa matta you Stepheno kingMusk: you no wanta the blue check?Musk: listen the blue checka it maka you real coolStephen King: cool you say?Musk: oh yeah itta really big dealKing: wellKing: I have been wanting to try out this "cool" thing everyone’s talking about

Elon Musk: eeey Stephen king you getta the blue check you can be coolaMusk: justa like these other cool blue checka celebsMusk: lika xXlover_of_big_boobsXx, pussysmasher69, and superwholock_fan856738King: I’ve never heard of themMusk: oh they-a reall-a big right nowMusk: real-a famous Goku_420 [blue check]: lolThe_Wizard_of_Weed [blue check] lmaop0tat0_pete1764: a/s/lSpork_0f_d00m [blue check] lolc roflcopterclubpenguin_4eva87537 [blue check]: lollerskatesHitlerfan_24/7: only when the streets run red with the blood of Saracens and tinkers will the white race prevailpurple_ninja_monkey659: lol Musk: thissa real great ey Stephano king?Musk: you gona pay me $8 to join-a now si?King: yeah I don’t think soMusk: what, you no wanna talk with Xsouthpark_fanX6469 [blue check] and G00fy_fr0m_G00f_Tr00p_takes_it_up_the_ass78534837 [blue check]?King:

Musk: eeey Stephano king I giva you da blue checkKing: oh I couldn’t accept thisMusk: I insista!King: no really I couldn’telon_simp420 [blue check]: HOPE YOU GOT $8 BRO

King: I really don’t want-musk_fanboy420 [blue check] HOPE YOU GOT $8King: imusk_is_my_master_now420 [blue check] PAY ELON $8King: elon_pissdrinker_420 [blue check] YOUR WORTHLESS YOU WASHED UP PIECE OF SHIT PAY THE $8Elon Musk: this site issa pretty great ey?Musk: who wouldn’t wanta pay to join thissa conversation?Elons_dank_stash_420 [blue check]: leroy jenkinsssssss

JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: I have newssssRowling: elon musssk hasss gifted me a blue checkKing: oh noKing: how are your mentions?Rowling: they haven’t changed much actually

JK Rowling: hello childrentuff_terf796674 [blue check]:  women have bigger bones in their boobsgender_realist420 [blue check]: that’s just science. Lol pwned wokiesslur_sayer_67489 [blue check]: I’m tired of of shitting in a toilet like a wokie!!1!1! Queen rowling is an example to us all!!11!Rowling: ahhh my loyal fans