Midnight Pals: Historical House BOO!!!--r (Patreon)

Gemma Amor: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the six roomsAmor: so there’s this historic house--King: oh like the Biltmore!Amor:Amor: [through gritted teeth] sure like the Biltmore

Amor: so this historic house actually has a very interesting historyKing: you know, the Biltmore house also has an interesting historyKoontz: what’s this Biltmore?King: it’s america’s biggest houseKoontz: wowww!Amor: [muttering] it’s not that big

Amor: so the sunshire house might not be as big as the Biltmore house but--Barker: not as big as the Biltmore? Why even bother thenPoe: now now clive I’m sure gemma is about to tell us why the sunshire is interestingAmor: yesPoe: despite not being as big as the Biltmore houseAmor:

Amor: so anyway the sunshire houseKing: what’s the architectural style called?Amor: we like to say it’s a medley of styles-King: the Biltmore house is Loire Valley chateaux stylePoe: nice, I like a house with a coherent unifying styleKoontz: can we go to the Biltmore today?Amor:

Amor: now the sunshire house is full of many historical artifacts from original owner Charles LesterKing: how many of the artifacts are originalAmor: we usually say about 30 %King: is the kitchen staged with plastic fruit to simulate what it would have been like back in the dayAmor: yesKoontz: is the plastic fruit original

Amor: so anywayKing: are the carpets originalAmor: the carpets have been replacedAmor: anywayBarker: hey what’s the theme statement of this interpretive tourAmor:Barker: hahaPoe: cliveBarker: no no I want to knowBarker: I think freeman tilden would want me to ask ha ha Amor: you know whatAmor: this tour is overBarker: aw c’mon we were just funnin’Amor: all of you outAmor: there’s the exit!Amor: right through the gift shop!

Amor: another day volunteering at the sunshire house. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the authentic ionic promenade architecture. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it