Midnight Pals: Gay Space Communism (Patreon)

Aubrey Wood: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the cyberpunk future Wood: [flashlight under chin] of luxury gay space communism! King: uh King: we mostly tell horror stories here Dan Simmons: [clutching pearls] gay space communism!?

Aubrey Wood: this is a cyberpunk future where everyone has pink hair Simmons: no! no! Stop!!! Simmons: this is the future greta Thunberg wants!!! George Romero: yeah! Yeah! Gay space communism!!! Romero: hell yeah!!!

Wood: in the cyberpunk future, there’s lots of queer people and transhumanist technology mods  Simmons: NO! the two things I hate the most!  Simmons: what a world Simmons: what a world

Wood: in the cyberpunk future, gutterpunks be using body mods to fight the system  Wood: like those cybernetic eye sphincter things  Romero: yeah! yeah! I want one of those  Wood: sorry you gotta be trans to have a cybernetic eye sphincter thing  Wood: I don’t make the rules, pal

Wood: the future is now, old man!!  Romero: aw but i wanted a cybernetic eye sphincter thing Wood: sorry old man Wood: but we could outfit you with, like, a cool old man duster  Romero: yeah. Yeah!King: hey everyone i  King: uh  King: what’s going on here  Wood: I just threepwooded George romero  Romero: back off, fash, we’re gay space communists now  Wood: hell yeah, the old man is catching on  Wood: watch, I’m gonna show him how to do massive bong rips