Midnight Pals: Podcast Guy (Patreon)

Dan Bongino: eyyyy lemme tell you, dat biden, e's a real shwetegenutz! badda bing badda boom git im outtaaa erreee i'm a cop new york's fine

Dan Bongino: eyyyy lemme tell you, dat biden, e's a real shwetegenutz! badda bing badda boom git im outtaaa erreee i'm a cop new york's finest back da blue baby Bongino: now i know a shwetegenutz when i sees one, i was a cop baby. new york cop baby!!! [inarticulate cop noises]

Stephen King: guys this dan bongino guy is making fun of our president! our beautiful president! Poe: let it go steve King: i can't just let it go! Poe: steve, don't fight on the internet please

Barker: i dunno, i think steve could take this guy Poe: clive don't be an instigator Barker: no steve could totally wipe the walls with this chump Poe: steve i know you're feeling pretty confident after killing elon musk with a single blow Poe: but think about this

Poe: let's be reasonable Poe: elon musk wasn't prepared for a fight but this guy? Poe: this guy's an ex-cop Barker: that only gives me more confidence that steve could take him King: yeah. Yeah!! King: i think i can do it guys!! King: watch this!!

Bongino: dat biden he's like a big jabrony eyyyy whatsamatta, i'm postin errre!!! Stephen King: yeah well at least he has a job Bongino: Bongino: eyyy EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME Bongino: dis ere is new york city's finest podcastah yer talkin to!!!

Bongino: who de hell you think you are? yer jest some nobody punk kid, jerkin off in yer mom's basement when i was podcastin wit da best of em!!! Bongino: i ain't never hoid of no stephen king [PA hastily whispers in Bongino's ear] Bongino: whut

Bongino: so yous sayin Bongino: deses book things Bongino: is like a podcast? PA: yes Bongino: Bongino: i don't get it