Midnight Pals: Yellow (Patreon)

Robert Chambers: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the yellow sign Chambers: the scary part is that its yellow Barker: how do you figure Chambers: well, it’s the scariest color Barker: Barker: what

Chambers: yellow is the scariest color  Barker: what the hell are you talking about  Lovecraft: no he’s right  Barker: oh well of course YOU’D think so howard  Barker: you just agree with anything that Robert says  Barker: also you know the racism

King: well think about it  King: [musical accompaniment swells] you couldn’t have the king in yellow without yellow   King: could you?  Barker: what's going on here

King: you couldn’t have the yellow sign without yellow King: could you? Barker: i swear to god if this is a musical number

King: you couldn’t have the yellow wallpaper without yellow King: could you?  King: you couldn’t have the once yellow house without yellow King: could you?  Lovecraft: and you can’t have a yellow peril without yellow!  King: you couldn't  King:  King: you’re not helping howard