Midnight Pals: Libel & Ssslander (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: i'm backPoe:Rowling: and I'mRowling: HIGHLY dissssappointedBarker: oh good!Barker: i can't wait to hear this one

Rowling: people keep accusssing my terf deatheatersss of being nazissss!Barker: is it because of all the nazis at your ralliesRowling: you can't prove thatBarker: what about these photos & videos of nazis at your ralliesRowling: oh pffft! Rowling: proof! Rowling: you can ussse proof to prove anything!

JK Rowling: why do people keep thinking we're nazisss?Barker: hm if you're not nazis, why do nazis keep showing up at your ralliesRowling: becaussse we invited them, duh!King: oh she's got you there, cliveBarker: no she really doesn't

Rowling: i'm not a naziRowling: i'm jussst sssomeone who sssincerely believesss that certain people ssshouldn't have rightsssRowling: and alssso ssshould be exterminatedRowling: alsssso sssome of you ssshould have certain shapesss sssewn on to your clothesssRowling: you know to make you eassier to identifyRowling: forRowling: for reasonssss

Rowling: look, there'sss been over 400 bills across your United States to eradicate transss peopleRowling: which i think is a reasonable and measured response to trans people being rude online sometimes

Rowling: lisssten, i think itsss great that florida has legalized the kidnapping of transss kidsRowling: and the children of transss adultsssRowling: and any kid who has any trans relativeRowling: and any kid who some rando might accuse of being in danger of seeing a trans personRowling: theresss no way this can go wrong!

Rowling: i don't underssstand why transss people are ssso attached to their kidsss anywayRowling: itsss no big dealRowling: they should just have precocial young like i do!

Rowling: anyway, it'sss for the good of the poor defenssselessss childrenBarker: then why did they force detransition all  the adults tooRowling: becaussse when they turn 18, they metamorph into bathroom pervertsss

Rowling: now then it'sss libelousss to NOT watch kathleen ssstock's new movieBarker: oh man is it another movie about how she was cancelledBarker: oh boy i just love hearing that storyBarker: over and over and overRowling:Rowling: we really gotta get that pink triangle badge thing going again

Rowling: ok now you all have to watch kathleen ssstock's new movieRowling: now before i put this on ssscreen, kathleenRowling: you're SSSURE thisss isss the right tape right?Rowling: you didn't accidently mix it up with your blueberry fetish sex tape again did youKathleen Stock:Stock: [sweats] uh no

Rowling: alright everyone, eyes on the ssscreenRowling: we're all going to watch "Cancelled Part XII: The Kathleen Stock Story Continues"TV: Oompah Loompah Doompity Doo--[Kathleen Stock lunging to shut off TV]

TV: oh no she's got to be juiced immediatelyStock: [wildly mashing VCR buttons] why won't the tape stop?!Stock: did someoneStock: did someone get spaghetti in the tape slotAllison Bailey: [sweats]