Midnight Pals: Chromosomes (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i bring excellent newssss Rowling: i have received word that a very prominent horror writer might be  Rowling: amenable Rowling: to our Rowling: Rowling: well i don't want to ssay hate group

Kathleen Stock: an actual horror writer? Rowling: yess Stock: this will be a great addition to our team of failed lawyers, disgraced academics, unknown cartoonists and divorced guys Stock: finally people will take us seriously!

Rowling: yess an actual horror writer Stock: i can't believe you finally got a midnight society convert! after all these years! Stock: please say its roald dahl Stock: i have so much i need to ask him! Stock: [sweats] i need  Stock: i need to know where i can get some of that gum

[meanwhile] Whitley Strieber: hi everyone welcome to dreamland  Strieber: the podcast that asks the questions the Bilderberg illuminati reverse vampires don’t want you to know Strieber: today we're looking at trans peopleStrieber: and what they're doing to the soil

Strieber: so anyway women are defined by chromosomes that's a fact King: Koontz: Poe: Barker: Barker: whitley why are you talking about this Strieber: i just thought Strieber: i just thought you'd all want to hear my opinion

Strieber: i mean, everyone's talking about the trans Strieber: they're in all the newspapers Strieber: i thought it was the style to have hot takes about them King: Koontz: Poe: Barker: Barker: lol happy pride month everyone!

Strieber: anyway i have opinions on trans people Barker: didn't you get abducted by aliens once Strieber: i didn't say aliens, i just said mysterious beings Strieber: possibly from another dimension Strieber: i'm not a crazy person