Midnight Pals: Oxfam fam (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i'm happy to report a terrible injussstice has been rectified Rowling: oxfam made a video in sssupport of pride month Rowling: but we sssoon put a ssstop to that! Poe: King: Koontz: Barker: Barker: oh man i bet this story is a real fuckin doozy

Rowling: sssseee this video included a caricature of me Rowling: and that is illegal Poe: caricatures are illegal? Rowling: in england, yesss Rowling: but only in regardsss  to me Rowling: we've written sssome new lawsss recently you ssee

Barker: so they had a caricature of you Rowling: yesss Barker: you mean the demon terf with the glowing red monster eyes? Rowling: yesss Barker: and you were all oh that's obviously me Poe: clive Barker: bah bah bah i'm not done edgar

Barker: so you see those glowing red monster eyes and you're all like that's me, that's totally me Barker: no doubt in your mind Barker: when you see a cartoon demon with glowing red monster eyes Barker: that that is you Rowling:

Rowling: the point wasssn't jussst the monssster eyesss! Rowling: you know who else draws caricaturesss? Rowling: the nazisss Rowling: who are bad! Rowling: except when they show up to our terf deatheater ralliesss Rowling: then they are very very good!

Barker: so wait Barker: are nazis good or bad Rowling: oh don't be ridiculousss of coursse i'm not sssaying naziss are good Barker: Barker: Poe: clive Barker: wait for it Rowling: i'm jusst ssaying they have ssome good ideass Barker: there it is

Rowling: anyway we yelled online at oxfam til they took it down Barker: huh thats weird, you seem to get real big mad when trans people yell online Rowling: no no it'sss different when we do it Barker: how so Rowling: we also do bomb threatsss