Midnight Pals: This is so stupid (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: good newssss Rowling: elon mussssk the sssmartesst man in the says ciss isss a sslur Rowling: you can't sssay cisss Rowling: itsss a ssslur you sssee Barker: you can't say what? Rowling: ciss Barker: you just said it

Rowling: what Barker: you just said the slur Rowling: well of coursse i sssaid it Rowling: i'm allowed to ssay it Rowling: i jussst meant THEY can't ssay it Barker: who? Rowling: you know Rowling: THEM

Rowling: i can ssay ciss Rowling: in fact i can sssay ANY of the sslurss Rowling: the important thing isss the transss can't sssay it Rowling: becaussse Rowling: and thisss is key Rowling: they don't have rightss

King: gee joanne don't you think that's a little messed up Rowling: oh excussse me Rowling: if they wanted to have rightsss they should have thought ahead and become a billionaire like me Rowling: then they could buy all the lawsss they wanted!

Rowling: like elon musssk i'm a free ssspeech absssolutissst Rowling: exept when it comess to the transss Rowling: and alsso anyone who criticizess me Rowling: and not too sssure about the jewsss either to be honessst

Rowling: look, cisss isss a ssslur Rowling: no one isss allowed to ssay cisss Rowling: i am not cisss Barker: so what are you saying you're trans Rowling: NO Rowling: i'm jussst not cisss Barker: Barker: so what, like Barker: non binary?

Rowling: how dare you call me cissss! i am not cissss Rowling: cisss issss a sssslur Barker: Barker: so you're not cis Rowling: I am not cissss!!! Barker: so Poe: clive  Barker: no no she started this, let her explain it Poe: clive i'm just really tired

Rowling: alsssso i've decided that ssstraight is a ssslur too Rowling: alssso white Rowling: it isss a ssslur to perceive me