Midnight Pals: New Friends (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i've jusssst been corresssponding with sssome delightful people Rowling: The United Patriot Front of Nordic Blood Purity, aka The 1488th Divission Sskull Fuckerss Rowling: they're all griffyndors in my book!

Rowling: you know Rowling: in my book, when harry organizess his classsmatess to ressisst the tyranny of voldemort Rowling: itss very much like when the good work of the Imperial Brotherhood of Teutonic Might aka Herr Kommandant's Loyal Jew Crusher Panzerdivission

Rowling: good newsss! Rowling: the New Dawn of Aryan Ssteel aka The 12th Battalion Blood Drinkerss are going to replace their Punisher logoss with harry potter lightning boltsss Rowling: now THAT'SS gryffindor mindsset

Rowling: i'd like to dedicate my latessst book, 'Harry Potter and the International Transs" to my good palss in the Noble Aryan Order of the Carpathian Purebloods aka the 18th Divisssion Sssynagogue Bomberss Rowling: jussst a real fun bunch of ladsss

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy! Singal: mommy i'm back! Rowling: who isss thisss child Singal: mommy i'm back! and i'm asking more questions than ever! Singal: love me, mommy!

Rowling: "asking questions?" lol the time for jussst asssking questionsss hasss passsed Rowling: now is the time for blood and ssssteel Rowling: for you ssssee jesssse Rowling: the mudbloodsss will not replace ussss Jesse Singal: but mommy Rowling: what exactly iss your genealogy

Singal: mommy mommy people were being anti-semitic to me when they called me a baby Rowling: how can people be anti-semitic to you jessse Rowling: are you Rowling: hmmm Rowling: interessssting

Rowling: jessse i'd like to introduce you to my friendss at the International Aryan Order of Jessuss Ressisstance for Presservation of the Holy American Future aka the 18th Divisssion Ssisster Fuckerss Rowling: they're good people Rowling: they'll take care of you