Midnight Pals: Cage Match (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the Elon Musk: [busting out of the bushes] eyyyyy stephano king! you thinka you so smart Musk: you thinka you smart but elon muska he da smartest man inna world ey? oh!!! Musk: [steps on rake]

Musk: eyyyy paisano!!! Poe: steve who is this King: no one, just ignore him guys Musk: eyyyy ima pickle rick! Poe: steve is this a friend of yours King: no guys i just Musk: gotsa gitsa friggata!!! Poe: steve could you ask your friend to keep it down

Musk: eyyy stephano king you no lika you blue check? friendship witha stephano king ended! King: we weren't friends elon Musk: jk rowling issa my new besta friend! Musk: we onna da same page! JK Rowling: i want to eat your transss daughter too Musk: lika two peasa inna pod!

Musk: issa me elon musk! Musk: i bann da color yellow from my tesla factory cusa i no like it! Musk: eyy maybe i banna da color yellow from twitter! eyyy!! Robert W Chambers: but wait i need that color to live Musk: eyyy i say da color yellow issa slur!! ey!!!

Musk: eyyyy i fighta inna cage match witha mark zuckerberg! oh!!! 

Musk: just lika my hero lowtax fighta inna cage match witha uwe boll! Barker: oh yeah? how'd that match go for lowtax Musk: eh i forgetta Musk: it probably go real good eh?

King: you really think you could take mark zuckerberg? Musk: ey!! i'ma pickle rick!! i beata da zuck cuz my meme game issa strong! King: zuckerberg literally has an arena where he hunts men for sport, elon King: i feel like you might not be taking this as seriously as you should

Elon Musk: eyyy!!! i maka da meme!! i lika da dogecoin!! Mark Zuckerberg: [with eerie robotic calm] i have no animosity toward mr musk, but i will make orphans of his children. before the sun sets, i will slake my thirst with his blood. death will be a mercy that shall not come

Elon Musk: eyyy!!! I puncha da zuck! Oh!! [Mark Zuckerberg immediately delivers killing blow] King: oh shit! Poe: oh no! Barker: hahaaha hope you got $10 dude!!!