Midnight Pals: Raw Deal (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i've just learned ssssome disssturbing newsss Rowling: from a reputable sssource Rowling: a random nazi on twitter Rowling: but Rowling: i really really REALLY want it to be true

Rowling: did you know Rowling: that puberty blockers deaden a childsss sssoul? Rowling: a transss child is literally an inhuman shell Kathleen Stock: wow! like a monster! Rowling: yesssRowling: exactly like a monster Rowling: think about it

Rowling: what i'm sssaying is that trans kids are bassically monsssterss Stock: what about those trans kids who keep saying that gender affirming care is life saving? Rowling: well Rowling: a monssster would lie wouldn't it?

Rowling: now then we all know what to do about monssstersss don't weStock: yeah! kill them! Rowling: i meant deny them the ussse of magical wandsss as per Claussse Three of the Code of Wand Ussssse Rowling: but alssso yess kill them

Rowling: friendss the time hasss come Rowling: we mussst kill thessse children in order to sssave them Rowling: sssave them from the living death that is ssself-determination!

[meanwhile] Dan Simmons: so i heard some wokies thought frankenstein got a raw deal Mary Shelley: Simmons: like haha! Stupid commies, having sympathy for a monster! Simmons: i mean, he's literally a monster! Shelley: does no one here know how to read

Mary Shelley: the whole point of the fuckin book was that frankenstein got a raw deal Simmons: sounds like cultural marxism to me Shelley: [stabbing Simmons] does anyone ELSE here not know how to read? Rowling: [unfurling from bushes] me, i don't