Midnight Pals: The Great White North (Patreon)

Caitlin Marceau: good day and welcome to my story eh?Marceau: i'm caitlin marceau eh?Marceau: and i call this the tale of the toxic parent-child relationshipKing: no caitlin you have to say the wordsKing: "submitted for the approval of the midnight society"Marceau: oh, take off!

Marceau: it's about this woman who goes to a weekend cabin retreat with her smothering mom eh?Marceau: but let me tell youMarceau: parents just don't understand

Marceau: so this woman is stuck with her mom in this cabin in the isolated canadian wildernessMarceau: but this mom?Marceau: just a real hoser, eh?Marceau: ends up pushing her down a cliff ehMarceau: lucky thing we got that socialized medicine eh

Marceau: the woman is all "mom, i'm hurt real bad eh? i think you better call the mounties eh?"Marceau: and her mom is all "take off! all you need is some poutine and a nice glass of maple syrup and you'll be all good eh?"Marceau: so they stay trapped in the great white north eh

Marceau: [drinking milk from a bag] with nary a tim hortons in sightMarceau: they might be trapped in a cabin in the middle of nowhere during a blizard ehMarceau: but the real horror is being trapped in a co-dependent relationship with a narcissistic parent ehMarceau: and a weird smell in the cabin ehWilliam Faulkner: a smell you say?Marceau: this one knows what i'm talking about eh

Marceau: i've brought canadian treasure geddy lee to help explain it eh?King: geddy lee of Rush?!?!King: geddy lee of the band Rush!?!Geddy Lee: take offffffffLee: to the great white north!!!Lee: take offffffffLee: it's a beauty where ya goooo!!!!Lee: take offfffff!!!

Marceau: [drilling auger into maple tree] see ya just let the sap out just so eh?[lor gislason oozes out of tree and fills bucket]Marceau: oh, take off!